Visions of a Not-Too-Distant Future
Coming to a future near you:
Google Husbandâ„¢
From the Google Husband™ blog:
Google Husband™ is the all new way to make your significant other even more significant!  Google Husband is full features to help you and your husband get the most our of your relationship:
- Set up chore schedules for you and your husband, and Google Husband will email a list of things that your husband needs to do to him each morning!
- Enter important dates — like your birthday and anniversary — and your husband’s credit card numbers, and Google Husband will take care of the rest. Â You’ll never have to worry about not getting flowers ever again!
- You can even configure Google Husband to surprise you with thoughtful emails, text messages, and gifts — just because it was thinking of you!
Google Husband also provides ads specifically targeted for couples. Â For example:
- Got Diamonds? Â Visit TomsDiamondPalace.com!
- Better Cuddling in Just 4 Weeks! Â CuddleChallenge.com
- Getting In Touch With Your Feelings – Now online!
Google Husband will be in beta for the next few months while we work out some of the kinks, and then we’ll be rolling it out to all of our Google users to enjoy.
I, for one, can’t wait.