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Heard during the men’s luge semifinals:

[Next up:] thiry-six year-old, two-time Olympic champion Armin Zoeggeler of Italy; known as “the cannibal” because of his icy concentration.

Now if that’s not a clear description I don’t know what is.

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P. S. For what it’s worth, those announcers are probably working their asses off, and goodness knows I can’t go through a day without putting my foot in my mouth.

I’m just sayin’.